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The F*cking Frustrations Thread
02-16-2015, 01:56 AM
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RE: The F*cking Frustrations Thread
(02-15-2015 10:22 PM)Truthordeal Wrote:  
(02-15-2015 06:58 PM)Anax Wrote:  Frustration: (I had one develop between the post and this edit) I'm totally aware that view count is wholly divorced from quality of humor or production value, but having 11 episodes up for two years garner less than half the views of one episode (of a prettier, more recent, and presumably more popular source) up for four months is a real downer. Undecided

It's unfortunate, but "marketing" has become a large part in getting any sort of attention to your work these days. As much as I'd love to tell you that the cream always rises to the top, it's just not true. Those that make a quality product and have the determination to stick with it can catch a break, but knowing the audience and making stuff directly for them is a much more certain path to any sort of notoriety. It's also unfortunate that our audience pretty much consists of bandwagon jumping and immature people with short attention spans that think Ouran High School Host Club is the apex of comedy.

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Keep at it and improve your craft. Make friends, become a better person and enjoy this hobby, because the odds are higher that you won't gain Internet fame by abridging.

Alot of people say "Oh I only do it for fun the view counts don't matter too me." and I say they're a big bunch of fibbers.

So what truth said, keep it a hobby, don't stress over how many people are watching, stress over what the people watching think, and keep getting better and better at it.Dat Ass

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02-17-2015, 03:01 PM
Post: #42
RE: The F*cking Frustrations Thread
So on the way home, I stop off at the shops and collect some equipment.
Equipment for making nachos.
There was no reason. But I was makin' nachos tonight.
Already had the Doritos at home, I got the cheese, the sauce, EVERYTHING.
I HAD ALL I NEEDED.

But alas, tragedy struck.

Long story short, a certain Samuel Joseph "Spritestuff" Fuckface ate the FUCKING DORITOS.

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02-17-2015, 09:40 PM
Post: #43
RE: The F*cking Frustrations Thread
(02-17-2015 03:01 PM)Cornstomper Wrote:  Long story short, a certain Samuel Joseph "Spritestuff" Fuckface ate the FUCKING DORITOS.

UNFORGIVABLE.
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I will make my nachos tonight in your honour, sir.

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02-18-2015, 12:07 AM
Post: #44
RE: The F*cking Frustrations Thread
(02-17-2015 03:01 PM)Cornstomper Wrote:  Long story short, a certain Samuel Joseph "Spritestuff" Fuckface ate the FUCKING DORITOS.

FUCK THAT GUY! IF ANYONE NEEDS ME I'LL BE IN THE ANGRY DOME!

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02-18-2015, 01:02 AM
Post: #45
RE: The F*cking Frustrations Thread
HEY HEY HEY!
CORNSTOMPER LEFT OUT A VERY IMPORTANT DETAIL!

IT WAS A TUESDAY.

WHO THE FUCK EATS NACHOS ON A TUESDAY!?!?
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02-18-2015, 02:23 AM
Post: #46
RE: The F*cking Frustrations Thread
Up in Canada.

We have a thing called Taco Tuesday at Taco Time... but if you want you can also get nachos

SO BASICALLY THE BEST COLONY EATS NACHOS ON TUESDAY.

FUCK YOU SPRITESTUFF

#SITDOWNANDGETREKTDNERD

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02-18-2015, 02:50 AM (This post was last modified: 02-18-2015 02:51 AM by Cornstomper.)
Post: #47
RE: The F*cking Frustrations Thread
(02-18-2015 01:02 AM)spritestuff Wrote:  HEY HEY HEY!
CORNSTOMPER LEFT OUT A VERY IMPORTANT DETAIL!

IT WAS A TUESDAY.

WHO THE FUCK EATS NACHOS ON A TUESDAY!?!?
Bitch, National Nacho Day was declared on a Tuesday.

LOOK IT THE FUCK UP

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02-18-2015, 04:22 AM
Post: #48
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OH AND WHAT DAY IS NACHO DAY THIS YEAR?!?

FUCKING WEDNESDAY!!!

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02-18-2015, 04:23 AM
Post: #49
RE: The F*cking Frustrations Thread
AND WHAT'S SO IMPORTANT ABOUT THIS YEAR

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02-18-2015, 05:14 AM
Post: #50
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SEE! he doesn't even like Nachos!
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02-18-2015, 06:14 AM
Post: #51
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It's like he doesn't even follow the latest nacho updates coming out of the Korean Circuit.

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02-18-2015, 11:09 AM
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RE: The F*cking Frustrations Thread
I hate getting depressed. And it is both a memory/life experience and chemically unbalanced thing. I hate it so much.

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02-18-2015, 06:49 PM
Post: #53
RE: The F*cking Frustrations Thread
(02-18-2015 06:14 AM)Truthordeal Wrote:  It's like he doesn't even follow the latest nacho updates coming out of the Korean Circuit.

Cornstomper's heading to MLG for that. Supposed to have a sick build and wicked-high NPM (nachos per minute).

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02-18-2015, 09:01 PM (This post was last modified: 02-18-2015 09:01 PM by Bohbear.)
Post: #54
RE: The F*cking Frustrations Thread
Its been like 13 hours and I'm still heated over this Nacho thing

Im starting a movement #Nachogate

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02-18-2015, 11:23 PM
Post: #55
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(02-18-2015 09:01 PM)Bohbear Wrote:  #Nachogate

That's the cheesiest name for a movement I can think of. Thought I would chip in.

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02-19-2015, 12:13 AM
Post: #56
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(02-18-2015 11:23 PM)DelfTheFish Wrote:  
(02-18-2015 09:01 PM)Bohbear Wrote:  #Nachogate

That's the cheesiest name for a movement I can think of. Thought I would chip in.

I racked my brain and phoned a friend for a whole 10 minutes trying to top those puns. Can't do it. GG.

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02-19-2015, 02:09 AM
Post: #57
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So he made nachos. He them ate them all and fell asleep on the couch.

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02-19-2015, 03:04 AM
Post: #58
RE: The F*cking Frustrations Thread
Too much cheese...

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02-19-2015, 04:14 AM
Post: #59
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(02-19-2015 02:09 AM)spritestuff Wrote:  So he made nachos. He them ate them all and fell asleep on the couch.

I call this one a win for all mankind!


#NACHOGATE WAS REALLY JUST A SMOKE SCREEN TO SEND HATE MAIL TO SPRITESTUFF AND NOT ABOUT ETHICS IN NACHO JOURNALISM.

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02-19-2015, 05:08 AM
Post: #60
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(02-18-2015 11:09 AM)dylanhack Wrote:  I hate getting depressed. And it is both a memory/life experience and chemically unbalanced thing. I hate it so much.
Trust the AbridgedForums to just ignore this and continue to talk about nachos.

God bless you gentlemen.

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