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"I Hurt Your Gaybaby Feelings" Earl of Bassington's Review Thread
03-19-2016, 07:23 AM (This post was last modified: 03-19-2016 07:25 AM by Earl of Bassington.)
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Well, I'm not as mean as my title would suggest -- but I am gonna try to be as blunt as possible.

As a shitty backpedaling disclaimer: I am ramping my personal opinions on each "review" to maximum rudeness. SO PLEASE, DO KNOW; THAT IT IS FOR DRAMATIC/COMEDIC REASONING. IF YOU GET YOUR FEELINGS HURT; UR KINDA GAY.

Also, fuck you.

Lets do this. Dat Ass

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03-19-2016, 02:58 PM
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03-19-2016, 10:54 PM (This post was last modified: 03-21-2016 06:51 AM by Earl of Bassington.)
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I uh... Fuck. There isn't much to fucking harsh on, honestly. That was a legitimately solid video, with a solid 3.5/5 on everything. The VA work was spot on, the audio levels were spot on. It kept a very "dubbed" feel, until it went to all heck. I had a small smirk on the whole time, instead of the usual jowled expression I get when I usually watch videos.

But that was it, it never really cracked to reveal cute little giggle. Nay, whereth upon others may have gotten my perma jowled expression of disinterest (during mostly a whole video) there's usually a bit where I audibly laugh out loud, EksDee. But there was none of that, Monsieur Skoringo.

No laughter, but instead a stifled, lulled silence. No jokes hit hard, and I felt the callback to Pawpaw was unnecessary; or the joke could've been a lot more darker in contrast to the light hearted shenanigans that was going down.

Again, there isn't much to really hark on -- a solid goshdanged video. It's not going to break any records, nor gain much traction (sadly), but if I were to give out a handful of videos to up and coming abridgers, this video would definitely make the list on "what to do right". Small cast, tight editing, punchy sounds, snappy dialogue, a great atmosphere build up... OH snap. Wait, I got it.

Alright, so the video was building up to something, but it never seemed to release the build up. I know, I know. "But Earl, you cutie pie, the climax was the birthday party surprise!" Well, in what fucking universe is the climax at the beginning of the story? A bunch of books and movies aside, the pay off for everything wasn't within a titular joke, the pay off was the dialogue to be had and exchanges between characters. But that was it, there was no ultimate joke that wrapped things up at the end, instead it ended on a dry fart. I say dry fart, because I felt like saying dry fart. See, I said it like three times. Rad.

Dry farts aside, the weakest part of the video was the ending. I think things should've gotten super real after Radditz allegedly hit Gohan with a wine bottle. Party foul was a good choice, but things immediately went back to that light hearted atmosphere, where it could've developed into more definitive, more aggressive approach, giving this video an extra layer of progression instead of just staying at one-speed when it could've ramped up to a 7-speed.

also why was goku behind radmin? (mebe there was a joke thre?)

B+ / 10
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03-20-2016, 01:54 PM
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03-20-2016, 08:24 PM (This post was last modified: 03-21-2016 06:56 AM by Earl of Bassington.)
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I had a bit of a tough time with how I should go about this. On one hand, I felt as if it wasn't as solid as Skoringo's video previously reviewed, on the other hand, this actually got me to laugh out loud, EksDee rawr :3. But that's not the reason I find this so tough to review. See, I'm at an impasse with the black community, you could say it's almost like a darker shade of a Mexican stand off. If I give this a bad review, will I indeed wind up with a cappeth bequeathing through my anus? Or will I simply get dead-eyed stares from the handful black guys who live in Canada? I can't say for sure; however -- I can say this.

The editing was passable, I notice a few frame mishaps every so often. The one at 0:24 and unused lips when Rock Lee is explaining why he's really called Rock Lee, and a couple during his "punchline" joke. The rip fraps for the most part were tight, besides the aforementioned.

Sound design, again, passable. Some of the action SFX's were jarringly loud compared to previous motions, again, not a huge dang ol' problem, I tell ya hwut.

Voice acting, seemed to be this video's strong point. Each character seemed to have a different, varied enough voice. Wasn't a fan of a male Sakura, but I could tell you guys weren't too worried about that, as she was simply a "rebound" dialogue sorta character. Reactionary, I suppose would be the better term. Naruto was fine as well, nothing really to comment on. But the meat of this episode was Rock Ree and Sasuke.

This is where the script has a character problem, Rock Lee couldn't decide on whether he was Edgelord-PG or Rapey McRape. Now you fellows may be saying, "Yo Earl, get'cho headass lookin' ass outta here! Wutcho fukkn spittin' 'bout". What I spit about, my friends, is when Naruto talks to him about beating dicks off, Rock Lee gets all "oh ewww guise" then later I assume he aims to physically show Sasuke as to why his name is Rock Lee, through means of rape. This is contrasting behavior, and it kinda struck me wrongly. Both jokes were funny, but the characterization is offputting, to say the least.

Now onto overall script... This is my favorite part, actually! There is good flow, and very good dynamics with all the characters. I can let you fine fellows get away with the sloppy Sakura and Naruto characterizations, since they were simply there to be reactionary and push the plot forward to get to the good bits, so that's fine n' dandy.

With Skoringo's video, he had a very constant vibe, with this video, it feels a touch more jumbled on how you guys wanted to approach things. I felt that Rock Lee kept wanting to push the script to be funny and out of place, whilst Sasuke was simply trying to stay to his character. Lee Mos-Def carried the funny's, and my favorite part was him singing along as he was whoopin' posteriors. In your video, it felt as if you had two contrasting writing directions, but in Skoringo's, everyone (the characters) were going the same direction.

NOW! This isn't a horrible thing either, as it leads to more surprise when it comes to flow and jokes. As I stated before, this video was less solid, but much more funny (in my opinion). Whereas I'd show Skoringo's video to up and coming Abridgers on how to do it right, I'd show your video to a couple of normie friends, because it was simply funnier.

Overall, I think it was shit; kill yourselves.

REALLY OKAY out of 100
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03-20-2016, 10:06 PM
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03-21-2016, 03:16 AM (This post was last modified: 03-21-2016 04:56 AM by Earl of Bassington.)
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Alright, here we go. HERE. WE. GO.

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it was okay

7 out of A+
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03-22-2016, 09:57 AM
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THERE. Now you HAVE to watch the whole thing!

Check and mate and mate and check, that's what you should eat for breakfast. Delicious.

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03-22-2016, 10:52 AM
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03-22-2016, 11:25 AM (This post was last modified: 03-22-2016 11:25 AM by LeRoygendary.)
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i'am new 2 abriding pls halp me get notised bye TFS


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03-22-2016, 01:08 PM
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I was almost genuinely amused by all of this until I realised that you were going on the Internet and telling lies.

Shame, sir. Shame on you.

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04-10-2016, 03:47 AM
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11-10-2016, 11:43 AM
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Basically everything is at a 2/5. Everything felt kinda half assed, much like this review.

2/5 points outta ten.

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03-20-2017, 11:23 AM
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You had a small enough role I don't mind asking you to crit this.




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